1. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting pirate.The interrupting pirate, wh--
Arrrrgh!
2. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A little girl.A little girl who?
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell, that's why I knocked!3. Why did the skeleton miss the ball?
Because he had no-body to go with!
4. What's the longest word in the English Dictionary?
Smiles, there's a MILE between each S!
5. What do dogs like to put on their hamburgers?
Catsup!
6. Why did the traffic light turn red?
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
7. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ya
Ya-Who?
What are you so excited about?
8. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
8. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Do you have any favorite jokes to share? We'd love to hear them!
Do you have any favorite jokes to share? We'd love to hear them!
4 comments:
Thanks for the jokes! They made me smile!
Q. What did the man do when he was swallowed by the elephant?
A. He ran around in circles until he was all pooped out!!!! : )
That was so funny! Thanks!
Here is one of Grant's favs
knock knock
who's there
sherwood
sherwood who
sherwood like to come in
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