RP is away, and I get to take a few days off of work to spend some quality time with the kids. I know what you're thinking: something along the lines of "call social services". But I can assure you I have
EVERYTHING ALMOST EVERYTHING under control. That shouldn't stop you from asking again in 4 days. There's a good chance I'll answer differently. If at all.
Actually things are going great. I really appreciate these chances to put my feet in my wife's shoes for a few days (figuratively, of course). So it was very appropriate that today started out at 3:30 am. That's right: AM! Not that my better half gets up at 3:30 every morning, but I should probably start my long weekend taking care of the family in an
already-exhausted state. This approximates better the
constantly-exhausted state she regularly experiences.
Despite my weakened condition, I'm happy to report (in case she's reading this) that:
1. Everyone was up by 7:15am
2. Breakfast was over by 8:00am
3. All the short people were dressed and ready to go by 8:30 (and
yes I brushed her hair :)
4. We got to school on time.
We had a lightsaber fight on the way home. Yeah, it was dorky. Especially when we re-enacted the father-son fight scene in Empire Strikes Back. Especially with C on my back.
Once we got home, B and I went straight to work on our Laser Show. My high school physical science teacher did one of the coolest things and I've wanted to try it ever since. It all came together today.
We took a keychain laser and (with a lot of

duct-tape) we taped the button "on" and wired it up to a power supply that we could plug in the wall. You know, so we wouldn't be wasting batteries
and time.
Then we (yes,
we. After I turned off the TV, B didn't have anything else to do. C, on the other hand, spent most of the morning pulling out anything that wasn't nailed to the floor). So
we cut a large balloon and fit it over one of the small DVD player speakers. Using Optical Grade Elmer's Glue, we stuck a small mirror onto the balloon, close to the middle of the speaker.
The next part was tricky. We had to align the laser onto the mirror so that it would reflect onto the wall or ceiling. This required some pretty sophisticated equipment. Since we didn't have any sophisticated equipment, we built a laser stand out of tinker toys. You can see from the picture, that this really is a "work with whatever you got" kinda job here.
We were working so hard we had to take a couple of breaks to get snacks and play soccer. B won 8-4.
After we picked K up from school, we put the finishing touches on the laser system so we could put on a show when it got dark. Here's one of the better shows. Enjoy!